I rent out the 'granny flat' - a simple one bedroom apartment which is attached to the main house which I live in.
(The granny flat is the right hand end of the photo above).
3 night minimum.
No smoking inside.
No shoes inside.
Please leave it as clean and tidy as you find it.
The nearest village is a 15 minute cycle/4 minute drive and there is internet there too. Also good resturants and cafes, healthfood shop and yoga centre. Sailing and kyaaking available nearby.